June 5, 2000

Disc One It’s where we’ve

Disc One It’s where we’ve begun, it’s all my greatest hits, And if you are a fan then you know that you’ve already got ’em

Disc Two It was all brand new, and album’s worth of songs, but we had to leave the whole disc blank because Some other label bought ’em

Disc Three This is really me in a grade school play, I had about a hundred thousand lines, but of course I forgot ’em”

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Disc Four Never released before, And you can tell why; It’s just some demos I recorded in my basement.

Disc Five I was barely alive, I was coughing up a lung So they had to use A special computer as my replacement.

Disc Six A dance remix, So I can catch the latest trend And it’ll make you scratch your head And wonder where my taste went.”